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Jan 3, 2008 | Smile

A man hates his wife's cat and decides to get rid of it. He drives 20 blocks from his home and drops off the cat...

Jan 2, 2008 | Smile

Waiter: I have stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Just give the menu...

Dec 27, 2007 | Smile

A mafia-leader finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the...

Dec 14, 2007 | Smile

I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat...

Dec 13, 2007 | Smile

(Fairly boring message:) "This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the...

Dec 12, 2007 | Smile

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't...

Dec 11, 2007 | Smile

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get...

Dec 10, 2007 | Smile

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!...

Dec 6, 2007 | Smile

An out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. However, as soon as he...

Dec 5, 2007 | Smile

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he...