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A PARROT ON A PLANE

Feb 12, 2008 | Smile

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a...

Feb 7, 2008 | Smile

While working at a pizza store I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook...

Feb 6, 2008 | Smile

A person bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge. He put it in his front yard and hung a sign...

Feb 5, 2008 | Smile

Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN, hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN. if you saw it?...

Feb 4, 2008 | Smile

The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, you're doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife...

Feb 1, 2008 | Smile

Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'....

Jan 30, 2008 | Smile

As you are receiving e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes...

Jan 29, 2008 | Smile

An old man is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" he asked. "Oh absolutely. It's a...

Jan 28, 2008 | Smile

I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or...

Jan 25, 2008 | Smile

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson...