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PUT ME IN A FIGHTING MOOD

Jul 8, 2008 | Smile

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something...

Jul 4, 2008 | Smile

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example,...

Jul 2, 2008 | Smile

The manager of a clothing shop realized it was time to give one of her sales clerks a 'pep talk'. "Jane, your figures...

Jul 1, 2008 | Smile

A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me to read and write" The administrator said, "Yes we can"!...

Jun 30, 2008 | Smile

Several years ago, we had a junior typist who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a...

Jun 27, 2008 | Smile

A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the...

Jun 26, 2008 | Smile

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've...

Jun 25, 2008 | Smile

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, Got any fresh fruit?" "No." "Got any fresh vegetables?" "No....

Jun 23, 2008 | Smile

Two young guys were talking about what they wanted to find in their mate. One friend said, Some people say people...

Jun 20, 2008 | Smile

"What is the meaning of fate, Mulla?" "Assumptions." "In what way?" "You assume things are going well, and they don't...