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Aug 22, 2008 | Smile

I only thought of you once today, I just never stopped.

Aug 21, 2008 | Smile

A customer at Morris' Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Morris, what...

Aug 20, 2008 | Smile

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of...

Aug 19, 2008 | Smile

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet...

Aug 18, 2008 | Smile

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. "Please, doctor, you've got to help me. I've been...

Aug 15, 2008 | Smile

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family waiting for the news, "We had...

Aug 14, 2008 | Smile

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into...

Aug 13, 2008 | Smile

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue; agree with him.

Aug 12, 2008 | Smile

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the...

Aug 11, 2008 | Smile

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't...