I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN…

…the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

…my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

…the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.

…the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

…the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

…the receptionist began saying "Who???" to anyone calling on me.