An old man was struggling a bit with the English. He walks in to the Restaurant and want to order a chicken, but unfortunately he cannot remember what is chicken called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient. So the old man sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 baked eggs on it. The old man points to the plate of eggs and says to the English waiter: I want their mother!!
IRS Audits Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...
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