On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

At a Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”