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SOME WHY’S

December 03, 2008

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

 

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