Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
“I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
IRS Audits Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...
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