* Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
* Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
* Well, it's 1am Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
* Beer: The cause of, all of life's problems.
* If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing.