Koos was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three massive guys and they would beat him up & steal his money.

Finally, Koos decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defence classes so this wouldn´t happen again.

He joined a karate class & soon was doing very well with it.

So, one day, on the way home from work, Koos confidently decided to take his old route home &, sure enough, there they were.

He walked up to them & the battle ensued.

The next afternoon, Koos went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose & a busted lip.

His Sensei was shocked & asked for an explanation.

"Ag well," explained Koos,

"You see, I took my old way home last night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money."

His Sensei said,

"What happened?"

Koos replied,

"Man, they jumped me before I could get my socks & shoes off!"