Inba asked Bala one day in Verulam, “Bala in your olden days you Never Had cell phones, e-mail, internet, fax and all, how did Your communicate?” Bala replies:
“Ja Inba, in uver days we did not have internet, fax, telephone, e-mail, she-mail and all. We used pigeons. Me and Peru should communicate with pigeons”.
Confused Inba asks, “how did you use pigeons Bala?”
“You see Inba”, responds Bala,
“I should tie a message to the pigeon’s leg and then I fly the pigeon to Peru’s house. But one day I did not tie a message and when the pigeon came to Peru’s house he see no message. Peru come here very angry and ask me what I think I’m doing. I say Peru, I give you miss call”.