Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Why is that?

Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!

My teacher reminds me of history.

She's always repeating herself!

Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we weren't listening the first time!

I'm learning ancient history?

So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times!