To a railroad engineer: “What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer: “How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?”
IRS Audits Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...
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