Actual headlines collected from local, national, and international newspapers that are rather ambiguous. It is clear what the writer was trying to say, but in each case there is a funnier interpretation of the headline. Enjoy!

Eye Drops Off Shelf – Kids Make Nutritious Snacks – Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon – Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder – Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant – Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over – Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter – Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft – Include Your Children When Baking Cookies – Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni – Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors – Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies – Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge – Iraqi Head Seeks Arms.