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Firewood

October 16, 2007

Firewood

Hello, is this the SAP?” “e-Yes. What you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding d*gga inside his firewood.” “E-Yes…Thank you for your cooperation and information in combating crime and violence, in our society sir.”

The next day, the SAP descend on Hendrik’s house. They search the braai Lapa where the firewood is. Using axes, they chop open every piece of wood, but find no d*gga. They shout and swear at Hendrik and leave.

The phone rings at Hendrik’s house. “Hey, Hendrik! Did the SAP come?” “Ja!” “Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?” “…ja….”

“Happy Birthday Boet!”

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