Satire (opinion) Articles

99% of people who debate Satire either only read the headline or don’t understand it

by Ejaz Khan As the winter coldness takes temporary residence in South Africa, many are left searching for answers, trying to understand their purpose within society. Those that are helpful, will lend a helping hand. Those who only seek to sow disunity, will...

Mysterious Helicopters spotted at night actually Spraying Vicks to clear Sinus issues

by Ejaz Khan Helicopters seen hovering in the early hours of the morning are actually spraying Vicks into the air to help with congestion in the winter cold. This is believed to be a new initiative by the Department of Health. Many from the amongst the elderly in...

Loadshedding Ending Soon in South Africa

By Ejaz Khan South Africans have experienced increased loadshedding in the last few weeks. But not to worry, it will soon be a thing of the past. Well…Electricity, that is. “We are not good at this whole ‘keep the lights on thing’...so we are closing up shop” – Eskom...

Fortnite to only allow gamers login access every two weeks

By Ejaz Khan Players of the hit online game ’Fortnite’ will now only be able to play 1 day’s worth of the game every 2 weeks. This as many parents have struggled to bring normality to their kids sleeping habits and have all but given up on their teenage kids doing...

99% of people who debate Satire either only read the headline or don’t understand it

by Radio Islam | Jun 10, 2021 | Satire (opinion)

by Ejaz Khan As the winter coldness takes temporary residence in South Africa, many are left searching for answers,...

Mysterious Helicopters spotted at night actually Spraying Vicks to clear Sinus issues

by Radio Islam | Jun 3, 2021 | Satire (opinion)

by Ejaz Khan Helicopters seen hovering in the early hours of the morning are actually spraying Vicks into the air to...

Loadshedding Ending Soon in South Africa

by Radio Islam | Mar 18, 2021 | Satire (opinion)

By Ejaz Khan South Africans have experienced increased loadshedding in the last few weeks. But not to worry, it will...

WhatsApp to Ban new Telegram Users for Lack of Loyalty

by Radio Islam | Jan 28, 2021 | Satire (opinion)

By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) After panic was caused by Teenagers and the old folks regarding WhatsApp’s latest update last month, people digitally migrated in their droves to Telegram. However, The honeymoon period was shorter than a Proteas Batsman’s innings in Karachi....

Believing Whatsapp forwarded messages can lead to brain damage

by Radio Islam | Dec 9, 2020 | Satire (opinion)

by Ejaz Khan ( @ejaz_k) In these times of constant fake news, researchers have discovered that believing every piece of news you receive via WhatsApp can cause brain damage. Goolam Ahmed(80), who wanted to remain anonymous, said he believed everything he received and...

Foreign Domestic Workers not allowed to go Home for Festive season

by Radio Islam | Dec 8, 2020 | Satire (opinion)

by Ejaz Khan With Covid spreading faster than hot gossip at a ladies get together, borders are set to close, leaving foreign domestic workers trapped in South Africa. But Covid 19 isn’t the only reason. Maintenance work is set to continue as Patricia De Lille and team...

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