Neelam Rahim | neelam@radioislam.co.za 3-minute read 05 May 2023 | 20:19 CAT People used to rely on a good old cup of...
Satire (opinion) Articles
Vacation Drives changing mindsets, soon everyone will be onboard
Ejaz Khan Whether it's WhatsApp driven or just pure fear, people are genuinely afraid to travel far from work and...
Generous customer tips waiters R6,000
By Mumtaz Saley Moosa 06:08:2021 During the lockdown and the constant change in lockdown levels, the restaurant sector...
99% of people who debate Satire either only read the headline or don’t understand it
by Ejaz Khan As the winter coldness takes temporary residence in South Africa, many are left searching for answers, trying to understand their purpose within society. Those that are helpful, will lend a helping hand. Those who only seek to sow disunity, will...
Mysterious Helicopters spotted at night actually Spraying Vicks to clear Sinus issues
by Ejaz Khan Helicopters seen hovering in the early hours of the morning are actually spraying Vicks into the air to help with congestion in the winter cold. This is believed to be a new initiative by the Department of Health. Many from the amongst the elderly in...
Loadshedding Ending Soon in South Africa
By Ejaz Khan South Africans have experienced increased loadshedding in the last few weeks. But not to worry, it will soon be a thing of the past. Well…Electricity, that is. “We are not good at this whole ‘keep the lights on thing’...so we are closing up shop” – Eskom...
Fortnite to only allow gamers login access every two weeks
By Ejaz Khan Players of the hit online game ’Fortnite’ will now only be able to play 1 day’s worth of the game every 2 weeks. This as many parents have struggled to bring normality to their kids sleeping habits and have all but given up on their teenage kids doing...
School Uniforms to be changed to Hoodies and Joggers
by Ejaz Khan ( @ejaz_k) In a brave move that will probably be met with some debate and loud uproar, the department of Education has decided to get rid of the current uniform system. Sources reveal that from now on, everyone will wear golf shirts and tracksuits, and in...
Lenasia soon to be renamed Ukuncokola, Roshnee to be called Khanyisa, and Azaadville to be renamed Mahalaville
by Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) In a move that will shock many residents in all of these areas, their beloved towns will soon be getting new names. Lenasia will soon be renamed Ukuncokola, Roshnee will be called Khanyisa, and Azaadville will be renamed Mahalaville. As...
Mothers to be allowed into Schools during school hours to watch their kids learn
By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) As kids made their way to school this week, they left in their wake a hoard of crying mothers, worried about their safety... But not for long. Soon, their Mothers will be permitted to be at school with them, albeit only being allowed to observe...
NDZ set to implement Samoosa Ban in time for Ramadan
By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) After last year's cigarette ban, Nkosana Dlamini Zuma is no stranger to controversial decisions. That trend is set to continue with a new attack on South African Muslims with a ban on their favorite iftaar time savoury – The Samoosa. The Vice...
Ginger accepted as Mehr as value skyrockets
By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) In a ground-breaking moment, a man paid Mehr(dowry) for his wife with payment mutually agreed upon in the form of Ginger parcels. The herb, which is now in as short supply in South Africa as consistently vocal man united fans, is currently as...