An old man is buying a parrot.
“Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” he asked.
“Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him.
“Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites a prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites verses.”
“Wonderful!” says the old man, “but what happens if you pull both strings?”
“I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!” screeched the parrot.
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