In Ramadaan people fast and most lose weight
why am I the only one who gains a ton of pounds…  all over my waist ?

don’t start to irritate , just look at your plate, did you see how many pies and samoosas that you just ate ?

OK Dada be nice, haters gonna hate
There’s still time, to mend your ways eh, its never too late.

Remember the purpose of the month, to feel like the poor,
do you really need to eat another triangle made out of purr..?

Jee Dada, I’m gonna only eat enough to get by.
But I cant resist at sehri time  some hot banana fry,

Hahaha Haai, that aint for me
Just give it a try
I also didn’t smaak it at first, I aint gonna lie

That’s all you people do all day,talk about chows
don’t let me take my chipple off now and chase yall all out the house

Halima control yourself we got visitors man

lighty, please excuse the spouse
Halima see what you did know , lighty’s choop like a mouse!

Fast for your creator,

Break on time, never later,

Make sure you have some sehri
Don’t be be moody, always be merry
Reaq Quraan, read taraweeh,
Think of the poor out in Malawi

Don’t focus on improving your skinny self

Rather focus on improving your deeni self

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Ramadaan Rhymes