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Drivers licence… no laughing matter

October 22, 2014

 

My driver’s license was obtained on the second try,
As the first time round, I saw a red cone really fly.

When I went again, not a single mistake, i made sure, I did make,
But it didn’t matter, for, unknown to me, the tester was on the take.

He was paid to pass another man’s child who would be dressed in a particular way,
And, to my advantage, that just happened to be the very same way, I dress everyday!

You can very well imagine what happened to the other party who went thereafter,
For it was a different officer that tested, and the failure wasn’t a matter for laughter!

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