A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish.

Me first! Me first! says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the a world." Poof! he's gone.

Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach." Poof! He's gone.

OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.