Paul was planning a move into his new house, which is only two blocks away from his present house. So he called a moving company for an estimate. All that Paul wanted the moving company to move was his big, old grandfather clock. But the moving company wanted to charge $350. for this, so Paul decided that he would move it himself.

As he was on his way, he saw a drunk coming his way and tried to avoid him, but, still, the drunk walked right into him.

Paul angrily shouted, "Hey! Watch where you are going!"

The drunk replied, "You watch where you are going!"

Paul said, "No! You watch where YOU are going. Can't you see that I'm carrying this clock?!"

The drunk said, "It's your fault! Why don't you just wear a watch like everyone else?"