* Ask 0800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.
* Honk and wave to strangers.
* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
* Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
* Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
* Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
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