The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family waiting for the news, “We had twins!”
The family was so excited, they immediately asked, “Who do they look like?”
The father paused, smiled and said, “Each other.
IRS Audits Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...
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