Policeman: When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, “Fifty-five at least.”
Woman Driver: “Well, you are a long way off! It’s this hat that makes me look so old.”
IRS Audits Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...
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