A mafia-leader finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the mafia-leader brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The mafia-leader asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The attorney tells the mafia-leader: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.” That’s when the mafia-leader pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it and says: “Ask him again!” The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”
The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!” The mafia-leader asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?” The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
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