Farouk and Riaz from Lenz were in Laudium when they suddenly spotted this sign on a shop window:
Suits R20–00 each
Shirts R10–00 each (Two-Tone only)
Trousers R8–00 per pair
Farouk said to his pal. “look at that! we could buy a whole load of those clothes… then when we get back we could resell them and make us a fortune!”
“Now listen, when we go into the shop you keep your big mouth shut, hey! Just you let me do all the talking plus wheeling and dealing stuff, because if they hear your Lenz accent, they might try to rip us off. I’ll be giving them my best LAUDIUM accent so they think we’re locals. “

They go in and Farouk says, “Excuse me sir, I’ll take 50 of your finest suits at R20 each, plus 100 shirts at R10 each, and 50 pairs of your trousers at just R8 each. I will be paying in cash, and taking those items with me today, if you don’t mind.”

The owner of the shop interrupts, “You’re from Lenz, right?”
Err….ja says Farouk, “how do you know?”

The owner says, “This is a dry-cleaner you idiot!”