by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Apr 29, 2009 | Smile
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?Dan: I have no room for complaint.
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Apr 28, 2009 | Quotes
"To flatter is to slaughter." "If a person has ten habits out of which nine are good and one bad, that bad one will destroy the good ones."~ UMAR RA ~
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Apr 28, 2009 | Smile
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely...
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Apr 23, 2009 | Smile
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?""Of course, son, you're 100% polar bear."A few minutes pass, and the...
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Apr 23, 2009 | Wise Words
A bird had eaten the grain of a fowler and was caught in the trap began to recite the chapters "Ya Sin" and "An'am." Then he began to wail and cry loudly, so that the fowler and his trap shook with grief. He said, "My back is broken by the...
