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COLOUR BOSS

I had a boss who used to say to me, 'I don't see colour. I don't care if you're white, black or purple.' Purple? Really? You don't care if someone's purple? 'Cause that's gonna set off some alarm bells for me.

Added to the Paper Joke

As part of his talk at a banquet, our minister told some jokes and a few funny stories. Since he planned to use the same anecdotes at a meeting the next day, he asked reporters covering the event not to include them in their articles. Reading the paper the following...

BLIND IMITATION

"O wretch, why did you not come and say to me, 'Such and such a disastrous affair has occurred?' The servant replied, "By Allah, I came again and again, that I might acquaint you with the matter. You were always saying, 'The ass is gone, my...

PRIDE

Haritha b. Wahb AL-KhuzaIi RA reported Allah's Messenger (May peace be upon him) as saying: May I not inform you about the inmates of Paradise? (And then informing about them) said: Every meek person who is considered to be humble and if they were to adjure in the...
Stretching

Stretching

Stretching is the most overlooked, but the most important factor of exercising. Stretching helps prevent muscle pulls and tears. The following are tips to keep in mind for stretching right. Run or walk on a treadmill, or ride a stationary bike to warm up your muscles...