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Having a Schedule

To a railroad engineer: “What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: “How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?”

TECHNICAL

 Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

IMITATE the ELEPHANT

An elephant isn’t troubled over a pebble in its path but an ant might be. So it is with people, as the many small things that others never seem to notice trouble the smallest amongst us.