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A GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS

  The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, you’re doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I’m sorry The wife means:...

BEING IN LOVE

Think back to when you met the man/woman that you just knew would be the one. Remember when you realized/admitted to yourself that you loved him/her. Now remember how much you wanted to act in public and yell to “I love (fill in the name)!” You told family...

CUSTOMER RELATIONS

Customer:     ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?’. Operator:     ‘Where did you get that number from, sir?’. Customer:     ‘It was on the...

DEATH

2008-01-31: An old man, aged one hundred and fifty years, was in the agony of death. He was saying: ‘A while ago I said I shall take some rest But alas, the way of my breath is choked. Alas, that from the variegated banquet of life We were just eating a while...