by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Feb 4, 2008 | Smile
The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, you’re doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I’m sorry The wife means:...
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Feb 1, 2008 | Wise Words
Think back to when you met the man/woman that you just knew would be the one. Remember when you realized/admitted to yourself that you loved him/her. Now remember how much you wanted to act in public and yell to “I love (fill in the name)!” You told family...
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Feb 1, 2008 | Smile
Customer: ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?’. Operator: ‘Where did you get that number from, sir?’. Customer: ‘It was on the...
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Jan 31, 2008 | Wise Words
2008-01-31: An old man, aged one hundred and fifty years, was in the agony of death. He was saying: ‘A while ago I said I shall take some rest But alas, the way of my breath is choked. Alas, that from the variegated banquet of life We were just eating a while...
by Mohamed Ismail Bukharia | Jan 30, 2008 | Wise Words
Be honest. Be humble. Be open. Enjoy the rest. You were given a mind. Use it!