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A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, “Les’ see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen. And the...

Mentally retarded!

A few years ago, at the Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash.At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win. All,...

The spider

As a man cleans his house, he might see a spider that has woven its web in a corner of the house. If he realises that he ought to think about this creature which is normally of no importance to anyone, he will see new doors being opened for him. This tiny insect he...

“No ma’am, they’re dead”

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re...

La ilaha ilallah, La ilaha ilallah

Silent sunlight welcome in,There is work I must now begin,All my dreams have blown away,And the children wait to play,They'll soon remember things to do…When the heart is young…And the night is done…And the sky is blue.La ilaha ilallah, La...